'Whilst perusing 'Hello' magazine and reading about the Queen in New Zealand, I nearly spat my tea out. Its a lovely Matthew Kelly' - Ged Adamson, Rondor Music Publishing, UK'
AD I bet you had stars in your eyes when you clocked this. A poignant resemblance to 'the nicest man in showbiz'(ahem), Matthew Kelly. Its knocked Niven off the top spot. Circa late eighties with the rather strange expression of a very sad clown. All say 'Ahhh!'

Her Maj and Our Kelly

' I am writing regarding the 20% unnasigned to the Matthew Kelly lookalike. Surely you are overlooking the obvious? Jeremy Beadle??? - Jim Gall, UK
AD Look at Beadles face.. Take away the beard/moustache combo. Look at our Kelly's face, take away the beard/moustache combo. What does that give you? Two people who look nothing like each other. You must go back to the drawing board my friend. Someone might say.. Dave Lee Travis? But take away the Travis trappings and look again.