Osbourne & Parrot

'I am pleased to submit this "Crossbreed" for your assessment.(AD and so it goes on..)The Doppelganger in question seems to work as a news reader on Virgin Radio. I couldn't help but immediately notice his resemblance to the snooker player John Parrot..
however, I claim a crossbreed since his pudgy feminine features help him ape Kelly Osbourne fairly proficiently. <> Hence I apportion the marking for my crossbreed as follows: 30% John Parrot 20% Kelly Osbourne''
(Jonothan Cook, CMG.com, London) AD Andrew Bailey is his name. Looks like a girl don't he? Hence the equal percentage spread. Good lookaliking. There's something else in here though. Watch this space..